I thought I would share a quick little story about something that happened to me the other day.
I had just ordered a new toy in the mail. I also ordered one for my roommate, so we were showing off our new playthings. She showed me hers, all nice and in the box. It was truly a beautiful thing. I go to show her mine, and it seems to just JUMP out of the box and onto the floor.
It landed FEET away! I have no idea what happened, but it literally just sprung out and hit the floor, bouncing. She had this wide-eyed look that expressed shock and a bit or worry. I'm sure she thought it broke upon hitting the floor, but no. It rolled a bit and finally sat still, covered in hair from us and our cats. Her reaction went from shock to riotous laughter within half a second.
I stood there quietly as she giggled and cackled her way to Hahaville over the bouncing vibrator. She seriously laughed for about 5 minutes straight. I didn't really see the humor in it at first, because I was also concerned that it was broken. I later thought back to the visual of a rubbery dick flying out of the box onto the floor and skipping along the furry carpet, finally coming to a fuzzy stop.
Needless to say, I still giggle about it. I thought I'd share that with you.
MIGHT I ALSO ADD THIS THING WAS A BITCH TO CLEAN AFTER...
Fucking cat hair...