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Monday, January 16, 2012

New Toys!


I got a new box of fun in the mail today! WOOHOO! I'm super excited to get this stuff out and try it all. I did try a little bit of this and that just to make sure it all operates the way it should. So far, they all seem like winners. I'm super excited because one of the products I got is something that I've wanted for years. WISH ME LUCK! And watch out for those werewolves. ;-)

Friday, January 13, 2012

Toy of the Week #2 !!!

Golden Glass Wand
Meet "Thor", my glass dildo!

Let me begin this entry of praise and glory by making it clear that this is the only glass toy that I currently or have ever owned. I cannot really compare this to another toy with full experience. I have handled and examined other glass products that range from boring to "oh my god!" scary. This fell right in between and I bought it on a sale, so I guess I had my head in the right place. All of that said, this was an amazing product and one of the best buys I have made through Eden Fantasys. And yes, this is another toy that I reviewed on this particular site.

The thought of glass REALLY intimidated me, because I'm a girl that tends to like softer toys with a bit of a "squish" to them. I usually only used plastic toys for body massage since I was fairly new to penetration and the hard material was extremely uncomfortable. I really don't know what possed me to just go for it and buy this toy. I think, in the back of my mind, I was under the impression that it was just going to stay in the toy drawer and do nothing.


This is among my favorites and although I haven't been able to use the textured end, the smooth end is just right. I've used it for body massage while experimenting with temperature play. You'll get the full experience here in the review I wrote. I encourage you to try glass and see if you like it. Start with something versatile (like a dual textured/ended) or simple and if it "wows" you, go for more. I know I will be buying more glass in my near future. Thanks for reading (and be careful in those spooky woods. I hear there are WOLVES about! ;->  )

Thursday, January 12, 2012


I thought I would share a quick little story about something that happened to me the other day.

I had just ordered a new toy in the mail. I also ordered one for my roommate, so we were showing off our new playthings. She showed me hers, all nice and in the box. It was truly a beautiful thing. I go to show her mine, and it seems to just JUMP out of the box and onto the floor.
It landed FEET away! I have no idea what happened, but it literally just sprung out and hit the floor, bouncing. She had this wide-eyed look that expressed shock and a bit or worry. I'm sure she thought it broke upon hitting the floor, but no. It rolled a bit and finally sat still, covered in hair from us and our cats. Her reaction went from shock to riotous laughter within half a second.

I stood there quietly as she giggled and cackled her way to Hahaville over the bouncing vibrator. She seriously laughed for about 5 minutes straight. I didn't really see the humor in it at first, because I was also concerned that it was broken. I later thought back to the visual of a rubbery dick flying out of the box onto the floor and skipping along the furry carpet, finally coming to a fuzzy stop.
Needless to say, I still giggle about it. I thought I'd share that with you.


Fucking cat hair...

Friday, January 6, 2012

Toy of the Week!

I have decided to make Fridays my "Toy of the Week" days. Somehow I don't think this trend will last, but I figured I'd give it a shot. Without further adieu...

I present... (Drumroll)

T.C. Kink

My first Toy of the Week is going to be this particular item since it's addressed in my other blog entry. This was my very first sex toy and still remains a favorite. As I've already done a review at Eden Fantasys (Read Review), I will just summarize the reasons why I love this product and why I'd recommend it and WHO I'd suggest the product to. See the website here!

To begin, I think this is excellent for beginners. Why? Well, the design isn't threatening, it's simple to use, waterproof, discreet, adorable and has a simple purpose (massage, not internal). It's a good way to get used to the idea of toys and the feel of vibration. It may not be a luxury product and created from hygienically superior materials, but it is generally safe as it's not being used for insertion. Another plus is that the body is mostly a VERY FIRM RUBBER so it's not so breakable.

I will say that the toy seemed very sturdy, but is in need of replacement because I had a habit of keeping on the dresser where my cat had knocked it off, thus breaking the door to the battery compartment. The toy is still functioning, but the door flaps where the latch portion of it connects to the body. Due to this, the toy is no longer waterproof and it has become so noisy that I cannot use it when someone else is in the house. That said, I STILL think that with normal usage, the toy would last and last. The motor still hasn't burned out and it's been 5 years! This is not only using it for sexual reasons, but for all over body massage as well. It's definitely a good product.

Since the toy is so versatile and sturdy, I'd consider any incarnation of the duckies (full-size) to be a toy box staple. I absolutely adore this toy an intend to replace it, move this one to the bottom of the toy box as backup and enjoy it all over again. It's certainly worth the price and is sure to please almost anybody, although I think it would appeal most to women.
I believe that summarizes my toy of the week. I'm glad you had the chance to meet "T.C. Kink" and I hope that this entry encourages you to try I Rub My Duckie products. ;-)

A little bit of background!

I figured I'd give you a little background to add to my introduction so that you may eventually understand how I got where I am today.

I was 21 before I was introduced to the wonderful world of sex toys. It began as a conversation with a co-worker. We were discussing being virgins (I know, 21... hard to believe right?) and how toys couldn't possibly feel like the real thing. I finally admitted the idea appealed to me and it made me really wonder what kept me from exploring this option all of this time. Finances were one reason. Toys DO cost money and when I was struggling to pay bills, it seemed like a very frivolous gift to myself. I was also hesitant because I imagined every adult novelty shop was like those seedy porn shops in the movies. Dark lighting, all sorts of characters running about giving the place it's classic-creepster atmosphere. This did NOT appeal to me, so I guess I had avoided going to places like that. Sure, I guess I COULD have gone with a friend, but the conversation just never took place. I think I was also a bit shy about trying something like that. I grew up in a VERY christian household (at least part of the time) and was taught that lust and sexuality could be seen by god and THINKING the sin was just as bad as DOING it. And don't DARE even THINK about touching yourself. This sticks with you, I suppose. Although, I wasn't afraid to "touch myself", I think I was afraid to try something that had volume to it. At this time, I was more interested in the buzz factor than the dildo factor, having never been penetrated at all before this point.

That explanation brings us to the final decision that put me in the middle of an adult novelty shop going "Okay... I'm here. Where do I begin?" and finally browsing. What started as a regular "girls day out" with shopping and food, ended up being a surprise trip to the specialty store. My friend had just gotten way too curious from the conversation we had and just had to see what this was all about. She pulled into the parking lot and I somehow was ready. I felt safe with her, it was during the day and didn't look too busy. I don't think I was afraid of someone seeing me in there as being bothered by someone in there. We waltzed in excited to see what the place had to offer. We browsed lingerie first, playing coy about the actual shopping of the toys. We finally made our way over and to my surprise, it wasn't really all that threatening. Short, half-walls created two rows of toys ranging from bullets to a couple of rabbit vibes.

We looked up and down an down and up, trying to decide on something that looked appealing. She decided to go with a small penetration toy and fingervibe. I wasn't feeling so adventurous at first. I found a rubber ducky with a bondage theme and had to take a look. This thing was super cute, looked less obvious than some of the others and wasn't phallic, so it wasn't as threatening as some of the other toys. I happily made my decision and trotted my toy to the counter where a girl I knew from school was standing. It would figure this would happen, but I had a sudden realization that I really didn't care. So she knows I masturbate... Who cares? She's working the counter. I'm sure she's seen worse. She put batteries in the toy and tested it to make sure it worked before repackaging the product and bagging it.
As soon as I had paid for the toy there was this strange sense of freedom and discovery. I hadn't even used the toy and I was already feeling like part of me had grown up just by making this small step I hadn't made before. Until this point I hadn't even used those little massagers you can get at department stores, so I knew this experience would be a totally new one. We did a little more shopping and then went home.

Through the night I would peek into my little black bag to see the packaged ducky looking up at me with sweet eyes. I hadn't gotten the courage to even take it out of the bag! What was keeping me from this??? I finally decided it was silly for me to put something like this off and reminded myself that just buying the toy made me feel different. It was time to try it. The girl who had sold it to me left the batteries in the toy so he was ready to go. I named the toy "T.C. Kink" and began to examine it, giggling at how cute it was. I had thought (only for a moment) that it was too cute to cram against my genitals and that it would be used as a body massager. I pressed the duck and super strong vibrations shook my hands. I began using this on my body, just getting used to the idea of vibrations on my skin. I spent what seemed like forever using the duck like this until I finally got brave enough to slide it between my legs.
OOOOH MMMYYYY GODDDDD!!!!!   It was unlike anything I had ever felt before. Much too strong initially. I pulled back, wide-eyed and shocked. I decided to massage NEAR my lower regions until I got used to it. Eventually I was so turned on that I couldn't resist and I once again positioned the vibrator between my legs. After a couple minutes of hip-bucking and writhing, I had a most amazing orgasm. I totally understood the draw of toys. This opened a new world of self-exploration and learning more about what my body was capable of. I have since collected MANY toys and through doing so discovered MANY different kinds of orgasms I was capable of having.

I know this isn't informative or helpful, but it gives some idea as to how one enters the world from being a bit shy about it and totally inexperienced. I encourage women who are curious to give it a shot. It's something that doesn't have to cost a lot of money initially and is safe and clean and allows for so much growth sexually. It's hard to go wrong. No, toys can't be like the real thing when it comes to sex or men and no a man can't vibrate. This is just a DIFFERENT way of doing things. It's YOUR body. Don't be afraid to explore it!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012


Little girls, this seems to say,
Never stop upon your way,
Never trust a stranger-friend;
No one knows how it will end.
As you're pretty so be wise;
Wolves may lurk in every guise.
Now, as then, ‘tis simple truth -
Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth! 

This is an introduction to my blog which will serve as an outlet to release my "other side" on the world in the form of text. As my personal blog isn't the proper place to write about such things, I will be writing my even MORE personal thoughts and feelings on this particular blog. You may run into occasional polls, review for products (mostly adult) and other random facts, feelings and dreams that I may not want to share on my other blog. As time goes on, I will introduce you to myself and give you some insight into what makes me who I am. For now, let me just start this blog off with a simple "hello" and perhaps my fingers will be moved to give you a little more later.