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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Devil Tongue, please!


I shall require THIS:

Devil Tongue Dildo

LOOK at that thing. Just look at it. That's one of the sexiest things I've ever seen. I'll just file that under my demonsexx wishlist. TYVM.

I should totally open a gift registry for those who are feeling generous.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Update of sorts.

Yes, it has been awhile. No, I can't really bring myself to care.

The fact is, life kind of got hectic and I had to focus on other things. I didn't forget this blog. I knew it was here (not that I'm active enough to have any followers). I simply just didn't have any inspiration to write.

I've reviewed a few products in the last few months and even that felt like a challenge. More recently, I got a product that really just... Sucks...

To be fair, it's not a product that boasts about quality and is even marketing to newbies. You do get what you pay for in most cases, so I guess it's not so bad. It's a bondage kit and I've used the ties and mask for sleeping more than anything else. I initially wanted to take my time getting to know the product. This is typical, as I really like to know the product as well as possible within an acceptable amount of time. In some cases, it can get quite silly. With the bondage set, I tied those silk ties to EVERYTHING. I checked to see what kind of hair they attract, tied them to everything I could get them on, whatever it took. They held up well, considering...

I'm just not really that into it right now. I think my interests are elsewhere in my sexual life and this just isn't inspiring me. I've been writing more in general lately, and I guess that's what possessed me to post a blog on here after all of this time. Call it... an "update" ?

I was also inspired by having a super sexy dream last night. I actually woke up with an orgasm. TMI? Then why are you reading this blog!?

Oh boy the TMI you shall receive.

Anyhow, yes... The dream involved a person that I really don't find sexy in my waking hours, but for some reason, I keep having dreams about him and they are almost always of sexual nature and the sex is always good. ALWAYS. No, I will not go into detail. I am really just making an observation.

Anyhow, I think this is enough for one random post. Maybe I'll gather something together that makes sense or has a real purpose. Until then... Look out for monsters!
If you find any, send them my way!!